FAQ

Q: What is an Achiever?

A: "Achiever" is the preferred nomenclature for a fan of The Big Lebowski.

Symptoms may include:

- The compulsion to inject dialogue into everyday conversation.
- Inexplicable urges to go bowling and/or drive around.
- Dry mouth.
- Frequent urges to protect rugs from urination.
- Sudden hatred for the popular american band "The Eagles."
- White Russian cravings.
- What-have-you

If you or someone you know is experiencing any of the above symptoms, please go to www.LebowskiFest.com for help. You are not alone.

Q: When are the rest of the FAQs going to be posted?

A: Very soon...