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    Posted: 10 April 2012 at 8:07pm
Huh. I did not know that. Well,it's all Santorum down the toilet. And Mittens enters the next round-robin, am I wrong?
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  Quote Ramblin' agin Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 April 2012 at 8:19am
It's just Bush-style psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! HA HA!
We would've fucked Mitt in the ass on Primary day. We'll fuck him in the ass on Super Tuesday instead! WHAOOOO!

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  Quote Asian-Malaysian Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 April 2012 at 4:03am
President Obama asked me to repeat that: The vote is in your hands.

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  Quote Luther Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25 April 2012 at 3:48am
Jackie Treehorn wants to see the deadbeat Romney.

                         
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  Quote logjammin Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25 April 2012 at 8:36pm
You're not dealing with mormons here.
That rug really tied the room together, did it not?

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This guy peed on it.

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  Quote Luther Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 April 2012 at 12:09pm
Yeah, did Romney shit in the woods?
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  Quote Macandrews Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 April 2012 at 12:16pm
This is all part of your sick election thing.
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  Quote Luther Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 April 2012 at 1:51am
Who're you working for?  Romney?  Uh, Newt Gingrich?

                          
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  Quote Ramblin' agin Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 May 2012 at 8:09pm
Newt quit? Hardly Dude, I'd say he still has, 96 to 97 dollars left in campaign funds, depending on the Moon Base.

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  Quote Luther Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02 May 2012 at 6:49am
                         Let me tell you something, pendejo.  
                         You pull any your crazy shit with 
                         us, you flash a Predator drone out on the 
                         battlefield, I'll take it away from you 
                         and stick it up your ass and push 
                         the fucking throttle till it goes 
                         "whoosh".
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  Quote Asian-Malaysian Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03 May 2012 at 12:33am
All but one man died
There on Pandora
And they said he went Na'vi
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  Quote Luther Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03 May 2012 at 3:10am
                         Oh, Mittens Romney trashed the place.  
                         He thought I had his father's money, 
                         he got me out of the way while he 
                         looked for it. Coctail?
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  Quote Ramblin' agin Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03 May 2012 at 8:16am
You know, that's your answer for everything, Dude. And let me point out something-- Avatar is not--look at our current situation with that jarhead Colonel on Pandora--an Avatar is not something to hide behind.

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  Quote Luther Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03 May 2012 at 1:58pm
                         Visiting friends of hers on Io.
                         She just picked up and left, 
                         never bothered to tell us.
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  Quote Asian-Malaysian Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 May 2012 at 3:18am
Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking ikran.

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  Quote Ramblin' agin Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 May 2012 at 6:45am
What happened to your Hometree?
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  Quote Luther Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 May 2012 at 2:31am
                         You want a starship?  I can get you a 
                         starship, believe me.  There are ways, 
                         Dude. 
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  Quote Asian-Malaysian Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 May 2012 at 10:58am
Wheres the unobtanium, Neytiri?
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  Quote Luther Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 May 2012 at 3:05pm
                         All the Dude ever wanted. . .
                         was his flight suit back. . . 
                         not greedy. . . it really...
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  Quote Ramblin' agin Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 May 2012 at 9:29pm
Whereas what we have here, a bunch blue giants, with braids on their heads flyin' in reverse on an Ikran. This, this is a worthy fucking adversary.

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