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Asian-Malaysian
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Topic: Lebowski Mis-quotes v2.0Posted: 10 April 2012 at 8:07pm |
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Huh. I did not know that. Well,it's all Santorum down the toilet. And Mittens enters the next round-robin, am I wrong?
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Drunk and abusive.
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Ramblin' agin
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Posted: 12 April 2012 at 8:19am |
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It's just Bush-style psych-out stuff! Laughable, man! HA HA!
We would've fucked Mitt in the ass on Primary day. We'll fuck him in the ass on Super Tuesday instead! WHAOOOO! |
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It's good knowin' he's out there - The Dude - takin 'er easy...
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Posted: 16 April 2012 at 4:03am |
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President Obama asked me to repeat that: The vote is in your hands.
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Luther
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Posted: 25 April 2012 at 3:48am |
Jackie Treehorn wants to see the deadbeat Romney.
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"Calm down? Dude, I'm fucking shot, a ground beef patty attacked my face, and I'm going to break out now because you poured olive oil on me."
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logjammin
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Posted: 25 April 2012 at 8:36pm |
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You're not dealing with mormons here.
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That rug really tied the room together, did it not?
Fuckin' A! This guy peed on it. Donnie, please! |
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Luther
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Posted: 26 April 2012 at 12:09pm |
Yeah, did Romney shit in the woods? |
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"Calm down? Dude, I'm fucking shot, a ground beef patty attacked my face, and I'm going to break out now because you poured olive oil on me."
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Macandrews
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Posted: 26 April 2012 at 12:16pm |
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This is all part of your sick election thing.
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Mein nommen ist Karl. Ich bin expert.
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Luther
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Posted: 27 April 2012 at 1:51am |
Who're you working for? Romney? Uh, Newt Gingrich?
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Posted: 01 May 2012 at 8:09pm |
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Newt quit? Hardly Dude, I'd say he still has, 96 to 97 dollars left in campaign funds, depending on the Moon Base.
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Luther
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Posted: 02 May 2012 at 6:49am |
Let me tell you something, pendejo.
You pull any your crazy shit with
us, you flash a Predator drone out on the
battlefield, I'll take it away from you
and stick it up your ass and push
the fucking throttle till it goes
"whoosh".
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Posted: 03 May 2012 at 12:33am |
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All but one man died
There on Pandora And they said he went Na'vi |
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Luther
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Posted: 03 May 2012 at 3:10am |
Oh, Mittens Romney trashed the place.
He thought I had his father's money,
he got me out of the way while he
looked for it. Coctail?
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Posted: 03 May 2012 at 8:16am |
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You know, that's your answer for everything, Dude. And let me point out something-- Avatar is not--look at our current situation with that jarhead Colonel on Pandora--an Avatar is not something to hide behind.
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Luther
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Posted: 03 May 2012 at 1:58pm |
Visiting friends of hers on Io.
She just picked up and left,
never bothered to tell us.
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Posted: 04 May 2012 at 3:18am |
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Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking ikran.
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Ramblin' agin
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Posted: 04 May 2012 at 6:45am |
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What happened to your Hometree?
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Luther
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Posted: 05 May 2012 at 2:31am |
You want a starship? I can get you a
starship, believe me. There are ways,
Dude.
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Asian-Malaysian
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Posted: 05 May 2012 at 10:58am |
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Wheres the unobtanium, Neytiri?
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Luther
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Posted: 08 May 2012 at 3:05pm |
All the Dude ever wanted. . .
was his flight suit back. . .
not greedy. . . it really...
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Posted: 08 May 2012 at 9:29pm |
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Whereas what we have here, a bunch blue giants, with braids on their heads flyin' in reverse on an Ikran. This, this is a worthy fucking adversary.
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